As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20582. | abdul (abdullateef4u) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 20583. | "ISLAM is a religion of PEA... | 59.54 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20584. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 59.54 | 94% | 2021-08-25 |
| 20585. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 59.54 | 93.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 20586. | Pips (pips87) | 59.54 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
| 20587. | Thomas (thomasbd) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 20588. | Will (audaxon) | 59.53 | 96% | 2016-03-26 |
| 20589. | Kiki (kiki_lu) | 59.53 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 20590. | evil (taeyabae) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20591. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 59.52 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 20592. | Radhey (rad6) | 59.52 | 91% | 2017-02-24 |
| 20593. | Pankaj (singhpankaj079) | 59.52 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 20594. | Alif (alif10) | 59.52 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 20595. | Long (vuduclong0309) | 59.52 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 20596. | Erlina (erlinn) | 59.52 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 20597. | Cristian (crix79) | 59.52 | 94% | 2017-02-15 |
| 20598. | S1rlancerlott (s1rlancerlott) | 59.51 | 89% | 2017-02-03 |
| 20599. | 666 (powersl4ve) | 59.51 | 94% | 2022-09-19 |
| 20600. | bvk (bvkv) | 59.51 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20601. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 59.51 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 20602. | Maya (mayalopez) | 59.51 | 94.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20603. | Vagg (vaggy) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 20604. | khoinhalam (khoinhalam) | 59.50 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 20605. | Isaiah (fknyoza) | 59.50 | 95% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20606. | donald_dump. (lookin_xss) | 59.49 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 20607. | Latrece (trece40) | 59.49 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 20608. | Filip (filipge) | 59.49 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 20609. | Nurlybek (a_b_b) | 59.49 | 89% | 2015-11-04 |
| 20610. | kartar (kartar1994) | 59.49 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 20611. | Boba (bobabowl) | 59.48 | 96% | 2024-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |