Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1542. | Felix (f2862089986) | 90.62 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1543. | ada (sadness03) | 90.59 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1544. | dembeeg (dembeeg) | 90.59 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1545. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 90.58 | 95% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1546. | Victor (susavile) | 90.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1547. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 90.53 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1548. | GenWhMa (genwhma) | 90.52 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1549. | bell (kcshamrock) | 90.48 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 1550. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1551. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 90.47 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1552. | jarrett (thugjarrett) | 90.46 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1553. | Pablo (ppetran) | 90.46 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1554. | Ele (luminelexx) | 90.45 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1555. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 90.44 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1556. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 90.43 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1557. | omastar (omastar96) | 90.43 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1558. | Lena (powersaving) | 90.42 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1559. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 90.40 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1560. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 90.37 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1561. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 90.36 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1562. | Sangwooo (swshim98) | 90.36 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1563. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1564. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 1565. | peter (frozenguy) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1566. | สปริงหัก (b... | 90.32 | 100% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1567. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 90.31 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1568. | (l__l) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 1569. | doquan (doquannnn) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1570. | Matthew (matthewhorus) | 90.28 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1571. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |