I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11336. | Omar (omarkhairzada) | 83.64 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 11337. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 83.64 | 96% | 2015-04-27 |
| 11338. | Karlayban (carl09ivan) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 11339. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 83.63 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 11340. | SlimeBoy (slime321) | 83.63 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 11341. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 83.63 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 11342. | Robert (kesuaus) | 83.62 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 11343. | ImNotLinus (linus914) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11344. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11345. | jonas (idoseggs) | 83.62 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11346. | Long (bachthime) | 83.62 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11347. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11348. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 83.62 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11349. | Emi (gusd) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11350. | big (bigfudge14) | 83.62 | 95.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11351. | Jay (xbleedalkalinex) | 83.62 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 11352. | verdant (verdantasd) | 83.61 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11353. | ⭕⃤ (carmatain) | 83.61 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 11354. | Regi (regae) | 83.61 | 94% | 2015-08-14 |
| 11355. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 83.61 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 11356. | William (clusternation) | 83.61 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 11357. | me_irl (powderer) | 83.61 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 11358. | Angela (angegodx) | 83.61 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 11359. | Alzitra (alzitra) | 83.60 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 11360. | paR11 (ilkarino) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11361. | June (lumierevi) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 11362. | RecklessCookie (recklesscoo... | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 11363. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 11364. | Vayne, Shauna (vuck_fayne) | 83.60 | 89% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11365. | sodee (sodri126) | 83.60 | 94% | 2016-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |