The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30867. | Macroglossia (macroglossi97) | 61.83 | 97% | 2024-09-14 |
| 30868. | JFR (jfr_rahat) | 61.83 | 95% | 2024-08-25 |
| 30869. | raph (coasty) | 61.83 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 30870. | Martin (martin_cantwell) | 61.83 | 88% | 2012-11-03 |
| 30871. | race assistant (cripple) | 61.83 | 96% | 2011-07-06 |
| 30872. | Christian (christiano) | 61.83 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 30873. | Bill The Ball (billtheball) | 61.82 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 30874. | Smile (smile_forever) | 61.82 | 96.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| 30875. | Gabe (gtsim04) | 61.82 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 30876. | Rice (rice15) | 61.82 | 97.4% | 2024-10-08 |
| 30877. | Trevor (mrunderdawg) | 61.82 | 89% | 2016-10-21 |
| 30878. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 61.82 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 30879. | Max (mxmsk) | 61.82 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 30880. | Bob (muffinmister) | 61.82 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 30881. | (minarimummy) | 61.82 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 30882. | Patrick (pstarr) | 61.82 | 91% | 2015-12-07 |
| 30883. | Lynell (dumplyn) | 61.81 | 96.9% | 2024-04-14 |
| 30884. | Sebastián (bashtian) | 61.81 | 97% | 2024-03-13 |
| 30885. | tammy (somberaze) | 61.81 | 97.4% | 2023-12-15 |
| 30886. | Zaspany (_zaspany_) | 61.81 | 96.2% | 2024-01-14 |
| 30887. | Karam (redblox) | 61.81 | 93% | 2024-01-07 |
| 30888. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 61.81 | 95.5% | 2024-07-01 |
| 30889. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 61.81 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 30890. | Pouya (pouyav) | 61.81 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 30891. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 61.81 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 30892. | Joey (osejo2) | 61.80 | 94% | 2024-09-27 |
| 30893. | jesuschristluvsme (jesuschr... | 61.80 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 30894. | Luke (lacocoa_44) | 61.80 | 97% | 2024-08-16 |
| 30895. | Ireina (ireina_) | 61.80 | 96.5% | 2024-06-03 |
| 30896. | Hope (h0pelless) | 61.80 | 95.8% | 2024-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |