So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20699. | Nick (legnik) | 67.41 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 20700. | Z-iN (frustrated_mistakes) | 67.41 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
| 20701. | Christian (cardonacx) | 67.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 20702. | Greg (grrg) | 67.41 | 95% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20703. | Kesa (waelve) | 67.41 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 20704. | Chatic (chatic) | 67.41 | 95.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 20705. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 67.41 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 20706. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 67.41 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 20707. | Adam (adamx03) | 67.41 | 91% | 2017-01-23 |
| 20708. | Coffee (coffeesan) | 67.40 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 20709. | i like typing (a_hole) | 67.40 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 20710. | barmijo (barmijo) | 67.40 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| 20711. | james (tennis1) | 67.40 | 97% | 2012-07-29 |
| 20712. | Rodger (rodger753) | 67.40 | 96% | 2014-02-07 |
| 20713. | ダネイ (danei) | 67.40 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 20714. | Chi (bunbo) | 67.40 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 20715. | Juan (oduk) | 67.39 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 20716. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 67.39 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 20717. | Joe (joemama763) | 67.39 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20718. | Pouya (pouyav) | 67.39 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20719. | ... (rushman) | 67.39 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
| 20720. | Jeggett (jeggett) | 67.38 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 20721. | R (tumta) | 67.38 | 99.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20722. | casual (fun_account) | 67.38 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20723. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 67.38 | 88% | 2016-07-10 |
| 20724. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 67.38 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 20725. | James (jamesbt365) | 67.37 | 93% | 2021-09-25 |
| 20726. | Lagom (thelagom) | 67.37 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20727. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 67.37 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 20728. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 67.37 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |