So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24985. | Steffen (steffen_2) | 60.85 | 91% | 2012-03-18 |
| 24986. | andrey (maksay) | 60.85 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 24987. | David (blackwhole) | 60.84 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 24988. | John (johndeereletter) | 60.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24989. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 24990. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 60.84 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 24991. | alejandrodenica89 (alejandr... | 60.84 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 24992. | Joshua (munk) | 60.84 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24993. | Alex (rxndom) | 60.83 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24994. | RSE (anbioable) | 60.83 | 95% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24995. | thuytinh (hoathuytinhst12) | 60.83 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 24996. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 60.83 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 24997. | Vivek (vp229) | 60.83 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| 24998. | Mikael (herbertwest) | 60.83 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 24999. | Lộc (loccb90) | 60.83 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
| 25000. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 60.83 | 91% | 2012-03-27 |
| 25001. | Luka (garicluka) | 60.82 | 94% | 2022-11-30 |
| 25002. | Salomon (poufipluf) | 60.82 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 25003. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 60.82 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 25004. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 60.82 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 25005. | Tyler (tyty5949) | 60.81 | 92% | 2014-05-23 |
| 25006. | Aykono (aykono) | 60.81 | 89% | 2012-05-21 |
| 25007. | coolboy (coolboy7) | 60.81 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 25008. | Jane (cxzawerf) | 60.81 | 96% | 2014-09-07 |
| 25009. | ding dong (dion109) | 60.81 | 98% | 2016-05-02 |
| 25010. | Whitman (whitman) | 60.81 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 25011. | jacqueline (jjbj) | 60.81 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 25012. | মামুন (halfbloodp... | 60.81 | 96% | 2012-09-05 |
| 25013. | Ian (coolermaster) | 60.81 | 93% | 2015-11-22 |
| 25014. | hira (hiralama) | 60.80 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |