And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8941. | Brad (thaboggla) | 100.50 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 8942. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 100.50 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 8943. | Jack (jackc) | 100.50 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 8944. | Adam (plutoking) | 100.49 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8945. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 100.49 | 97% | 2014-03-12 |
| 8946. | orange44 (leotapp) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 8947. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 100.48 | 98% | 2015-12-15 |
| 8948. | Serenity (seerenityy) | 100.47 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8949. | Felix (fg123) | 100.47 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 8950. | ♥Brandon♥ (brandon_the_... | 100.47 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8951. | reckful lul (cerath) | 100.46 | 94% | 2016-08-27 |
| 8952. | JodgeHoj (jodgehoj) | 100.46 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8953. | JC (bluem_07) | 100.45 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 8954. | ego (egoductor) | 100.45 | 98% | 2014-10-18 |
| 8955. | hari (harisudewa) | 100.45 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 8956. | Hanis (hanis) | 100.45 | 98% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8957. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 100.44 | 99% | 2015-08-11 |
| 8958. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 100.44 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8959. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 100.44 | 98.1% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8960. | ~ (oriasine) | 100.44 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8961. | Daniel (dmdque) | 100.44 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8962. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 100.44 | 99% | 2013-04-03 |
| 8963. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 100.44 | 98.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8964. | (´・_・｀) (sinji) | 100.44 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8965. | Miles (hauskaz) | 100.44 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8966. | Potential (potential_first) | 100.44 | 96% | 2014-02-09 |
| 8967. | laura (nraa) | 100.44 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8968. | Roy (activy) | 100.43 | 98% | 2012-05-15 |
| 8969. | Refined (refined) | 100.42 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 8970. | Luis (chiklay) | 100.42 | 93% | 2016-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |