I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16109. | jcm (jan500) | 73.09 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 16110. | pea (pbarakat) | 73.09 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 16111. | Type (naught1usmaximus) | 73.08 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 16112. | zzz (conakan) | 73.08 | 96% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16113. | Yurslf (yurslf_exe) | 73.08 | 96.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16114. | Deepta (mind_palace) | 73.07 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 16115. | Ryan (ryanretzlaff) | 73.07 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 16116. | Emily (em66) | 73.07 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 16117. | Tobiloba (thetobitron) | 73.06 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 16118. | InterstitialVideo Event Cal... | 73.05 | 95.1% | 2023-12-25 |
| 16119. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 73.05 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16120. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 73.05 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 16121. | John (mernst) | 73.05 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16122. | R (rbajko) | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16123. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 73.05 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 16124. | Marko (mare35) | 73.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16125. | Weebmachine (weebmachine) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16126. | Joshua (potatolemon123) | 73.03 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16127. | Daniel (danielf_) | 73.03 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16128. | Logan (logibear191) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 16129. | ʇsǝn⅁ (ankle) | 73.03 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 16130. | Lucy (sarluc) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16131. | Alex (avw1793) | 73.02 | 96.7% | 2024-04-04 |
| 16132. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 73.02 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 16133. | Jake (jake221) | 73.02 | 95% | 2019-08-10 |
| 16134. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 73.01 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 16135. | Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... | 73.01 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16136. | Lyestria (lyestria) | 73.01 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| 16137. | Jack (jackthesnacc) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 16138. | 1asdf (posijab) | 73.00 | 98.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |