The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15979. | Radamasz (madarasz) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 15980. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.45 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 15981. | Karsen (karguy3) | 78.45 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 15982. | Jesus (jesusdom) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 15983. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 78.45 | 100% | 2020-01-28 |
| 15984. | Sakti (sakti) | 78.45 | 96% | 2013-02-27 |
| 15985. | janus (janus) | 78.45 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 15986. | Tim (w3s7) | 78.45 | 93% | 2012-01-20 |
| 15987. | Eric (ericstern) | 78.45 | 84% | 2011-05-09 |
| 15988. | Auslady (auslady) | 78.45 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 15989. | Zurab (cathaz) | 78.44 | 92% | 2016-09-27 |
| 15990. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 78.44 | 98.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 15991. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 78.44 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15992. | Sean (mathematics0) | 78.44 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 15993. | Ashby (ashbydebutts) | 78.44 | 94% | 2014-01-26 |
| 15994. | :) (hehhehhehheh) | 78.44 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 15995. | The don (photondestroyer) | 78.43 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 15996. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 15997. | Para (parad) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 15998. | Posue (posue) | 78.43 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 15999. | Matthew (skywaffle) | 78.42 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 16000. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 78.42 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
| 16001. | Bumble (bumbleboy92) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16002. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 78.41 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 16003. | Ryan (ryanm42) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 16004. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 78.41 | 95% | 2014-05-10 |
| 16005. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 78.41 | 97% | 2016-10-23 |
| 16006. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 78.40 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 16007. | shooz12 (shooz12) | 78.40 | 90% | 2014-04-15 |
| 16008. | harles (harles) | 78.40 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |