The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13470. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-12-24 |
| 13471. | netram88 (netram88) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 13472. | Cuong (cnguyenthien) | 82.81 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 13473. | mallz (gnoom10) | 82.81 | 93% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13474. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 82.80 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13475. | King (kjarr) | 82.80 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 13476. | Surendra (frensuren) | 82.80 | 98% | 2015-01-10 |
| 13477. | Dilan (carnage2) | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13478. | Al (alalkemist) | 82.80 | 98% | 2013-03-27 |
| 13479. | copol (copol) | 82.80 | 98% | 2016-09-17 |
| 13480. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 82.79 | 93% | 2017-02-02 |
| 13481. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 13482. | kekw (propann) | 82.79 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13483. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 82.79 | 97.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 13484. | Jayne (verafullauto) | 82.79 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 13485. | Dalton (dkid124) | 82.79 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13486. | Antonio (popobutter) | 82.78 | 92% | 2012-12-15 |
| 13487. | Ace (acepanda) | 82.78 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 13488. | Serge (sergewasd) | 82.78 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 13489. | yaumul (typingfast1) | 82.78 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 13490. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 82.77 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 13491. | Sergio (zolt) | 82.77 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13492. | 94 (abdulraham) | 82.77 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13493. | Alexander (schrepfer) | 82.77 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 13494. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 13495. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13496. | ollir (ollir) | 82.77 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 13497. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 82.77 | 98% | 2013-02-15 |
| 13498. | matt (archytas) | 82.77 | 98% | 2012-07-21 |
| 13499. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 82.76 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |