Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 677. | Etienne (etiennescott) | 99.41 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 678. | Tull (torfindel) | 99.39 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 679. | Richard (rockpile) | 99.37 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 680. | Me (something_s) | 99.36 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 681. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 99.30 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 682. | Tabs (aptex) | 99.28 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 683. | sidm (sidm) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 684. | Lexi (lexir) | 99.26 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 685. | tnn21 (tnn21) | 99.26 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 686. | Eric (radiosurgery) | 99.25 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 687. | SPEXINDER (forest7) | 99.25 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 688. | Samson (sammichkun) | 99.21 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 689. | Nathan (ncrocksc23) | 99.19 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 690. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 99.18 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 691. | jsc (cjs0712) | 99.17 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 692. | say (sayjay) | 99.16 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 693. | Poops (poops_magee) | 99.13 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 694. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 99.13 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 695. | Chris (chsanfor) | 99.13 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 696. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 99.12 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 697. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.07 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 698. | William (we1hong) | 99.06 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 699. | Hobber (hobber) | 99.04 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 700. | finger breaker (lmaourtrash) | 99.03 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 701. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 98.98 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 702. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 98.95 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 703. | Kris (kris_z) | 98.94 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 704. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 98.89 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 705. | Third (ams342t0) | 98.86 | 100% | 2020-12-16 |
| 706. | Maksim (jonnybones) | 98.83 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |