So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1699. | Pat (patshue) | 116.20 | 99.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1700. | Kinan (kinan) | 116.20 | 94% | 2012-11-14 |
| 1701. | Jeffrey (monkojeffrey) | 116.19 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 1702. | ERUK (eruk) | 116.19 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 1703. | The (mercenariez) | 116.18 | 95% | 2012-03-24 |
| 1704. | woofwoof (swzr1993) | 116.18 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 1705. | Narumi (udon) | 116.17 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 1706. | Erik (megaspazz) | 116.17 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1707. | Wario (multiwario) | 116.17 | 98% | 2015-10-29 |
| 1708. | Jeff (ceffjavaliere) | 116.16 | 99.1% | 2023-10-27 |
| 1709. | ζЇЍϊЯ (jinir) | 116.16 | 99% | 2015-06-25 |
| 1710. | Erik (the__cpl) | 116.15 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1711. | Albert (1021839) | 116.14 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1712. | Fatal (fatalrendezvous) | 116.14 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
| 1713. | clownlevelstyping (clownlev... | 116.13 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 1714. | Masaki (hyron) | 116.13 | 96% | 2017-04-10 |
| 1715. | Albert (olyumpus) | 116.09 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1716. | Poops (poops_magee) | 116.09 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1717. | David (puchando) | 116.09 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 1718. | Howdy (abinder) | 116.05 | 97.4% | 2023-05-15 |
| 1719. | the goat (disciple_yt) | 116.03 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 1720. | dog pirate (dogpirate) | 116.02 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 1721. | 123 (xyril) | 116.00 | 100% | 2012-07-05 |
| 1722. | dont cheat (glaivenside) | 115.99 | 97% | 2011-07-20 |
| 1723. | fusionguy100 (fusionguy200) | 115.98 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 1724. | bobva (bobva) | 115.97 | 97.8% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1725. | Johnjacob (johnjacob) | 115.97 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 1726. | 📵 (sstormwolf22) | 115.96 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 1727. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 115.96 | 98% | 2014-12-16 |
| 1728. | on membrane (actuallyactual... | 115.95 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |