The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11301. | little uzi (valstroyer) | 86.88 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 11302. | D4ngerous (barzahd) | 86.88 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 11303. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 86.88 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 11304. | seodowa (seodowa) | 86.87 | 98% | 2024-05-21 |
| 11305. | Ranch (porterya000) | 86.87 | 95% | 2019-05-20 |
| 11306. | default car (typingslowly) | 86.87 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 11307. | Josh (joshiewah) | 86.87 | 95.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 11308. | Josh (joshc4) | 86.87 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11309. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 11310. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 11311. | Shanna (hungrypotato) | 86.86 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 11312. | Nick (symbuh) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 11313. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 11314. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 86.86 | 97% | 2015-03-24 |
| 11315. | محمد حسن (hassan1atk) | 86.86 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 11316. | Austin (galactiac) | 86.86 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 11317. | ig: aliosayle (alioss) | 86.85 | 99% | 2025-11-06 |
| 11318. | koreanchaebol (koreanchaebol) | 86.85 | 96.9% | 2024-08-21 |
| 11319. | Anya (bonniebonbon) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11320. | Tommytstats[tominator3459] ... | 86.85 | 97% | 2026-02-28 |
| 11321. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 86.85 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 11322. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11323. | Toxic (toxicbaby3000) | 86.85 | 96.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 11324. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 86.85 | 98% | 2026-01-19 |
| 11325. | Serena (perkyblackchick) | 86.85 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 11326. | pol (poooool) | 86.85 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 11327. | ᗜ Khonkhortisan (khonkhor... | 86.85 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 11328. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 86.85 | 96% | 2013-07-06 |
| 11329. | slim (fivefour) | 86.85 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 11330. | Gilbert (fillbarkle) | 86.84 | 97% | 2026-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |