As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20921. | Alexander (valentiay) | 58.75 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
20922. | Carlos (zhurreyph) | 58.75 | 93% | 2018-10-12 |
20923. | Sreekar (sreekarsr) | 58.74 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
20924. | Ironman (keratungpei) | 58.74 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
20925. | Alberto (nurdle) | 58.74 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
20926. | Cuong (qt1003) | 58.74 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
20927. | Narimus (narimus) | 58.73 | 95.7% | 2023-09-13 |
20928. | Nicholas (nikorosu) | 58.72 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
20929. | Andrew (andrew_fast) | 58.72 | 100% | 2022-12-20 |
20930. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
20931. | Ashwini (powerbloke) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
20932. | Garvit (garvitar) | 58.72 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
20933. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 58.72 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
20934. | Alex (alex_grav4499) | 58.71 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
20935. | Supab (home10120) | 58.71 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
20936. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 58.71 | 89% | 2016-08-25 |
20937. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 58.70 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
20938. | Balazs (bbalazska) | 58.70 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
20939. | Adam (pooleya19) | 58.70 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
20940. | Krysrian (hagi) | 58.70 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
20941. | Miaku (miaku) | 58.69 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
20942. | Paul (verdude) | 58.69 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
20943. | Sebastian (potatohead2020) | 58.69 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
20944. | Minh dang (danieltrn3) | 58.68 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
20945. | Dark_Aether (darkaether21) | 58.68 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
20946. | Jood (jodotypes) | 58.68 | 94.3% | 2023-09-16 |
20947. | Racer (racer_9) | 58.68 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
20948. | duy (duyswampert) | 58.68 | 94% | 2015-09-13 |
20949. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 58.68 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
20950. | yeyeyeye23 (mr1337blue) | 58.67 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |