So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14429. | Projoe (vildern) | 77.51 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 14430. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 77.50 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 14431. | Justin (ustinj) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 14432. | Sam (samad_) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 14433. | Qi (whathaha) | 77.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 14434. | denny (eternal07) | 77.50 | 97% | 2011-11-11 |
| 14435. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 77.50 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
| 14436. | onion (onion_bread) | 77.49 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 14437. | Miloš (br4nk) | 77.49 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
| 14438. | Leonid (leonid) | 77.49 | 94% | 2012-08-21 |
| 14439. | Zachary (zacn01) | 77.49 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 14440. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 77.49 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 14441. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 77.49 | 91% | 2014-12-23 |
| 14442. | Akagami (terror33) | 77.49 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 14443. | Nexinion (nexinion) | 77.48 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14444. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 77.48 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 14445. | Stacy (carz7228) | 77.47 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14446. | Theologos (sosonis) | 77.47 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 14447. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 77.47 | 91% | 2014-04-06 |
| 14448. | Haris (polystyrene) | 77.47 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 14449. | (aus10_) | 77.47 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 14450. | Irfan (irfanshaikh) | 77.47 | 99% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14451. | Kaimakides (pseudo) | 77.47 | 94% | 2013-04-16 |
| 14452. | Will (royal__) | 77.47 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 14453. | MrTTomato (mrttomato) | 77.47 | 90% | 2012-06-05 |
| 14454. | Amir (amiremad92) | 77.47 | 94% | 2014-03-27 |
| 14455. | Jagonu (jagonu) | 77.47 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 14456. | xhqrry has two fingers (xhq... | 77.46 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14457. | Reece (kinetic) | 77.46 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 14458. | Hater (hateself) | 77.46 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |