So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14899. | (rairaiept) | 76.19 | 94% | 2012-02-12 |
| 14900. | Dawn (dragons471) | 76.19 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 14901. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 76.18 | 93% | 2016-08-29 |
| 14902. | (slickman) | 76.18 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 14903. | (dreamaz) | 76.18 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 14904. | (guest_typists) | 76.18 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14905. | (nilanshu96) | 76.18 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14906. | (hillary_c) | 76.18 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 14907. | locuraang (locuraang) | 76.18 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 14908. | (duck2) | 76.18 | 98% | 2012-05-02 |
| 14909. | DK (dkagustin) | 76.18 | 95% | 2015-04-25 |
| 14910. | (confiscar) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| 14911. | (need_for_speed) | 76.17 | 97% | 2014-11-28 |
| 14912. | (tamdrit) | 76.17 | 97% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14913. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 76.16 | 94.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 14914. | (werwerwur) | 76.16 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 14915. | (aldf) | 76.15 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 14916. | julian (julian2211) | 76.15 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 14917. | (godlykanadian) | 76.15 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 14918. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 76.15 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 14919. | (cinnamonmaddie) | 76.15 | 96% | 2016-12-28 |
| 14920. | Jacky (polyphonyex) | 76.15 | 90% | 2012-03-27 |
| 14921. | (denizaykin) | 76.15 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 14922. | Gendo (gendo) | 76.15 | 93% | 2013-10-01 |
| 14923. | (npfontan) | 76.14 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 14924. | Temu (temex) | 76.14 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 14925. | Arun Kumar Singh (systemflaws) | 76.14 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14926. | (rbnsmuels) | 76.14 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 14927. | Glynn (glynn20) | 76.14 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 14928. | (anusedusername) | 76.14 | 92% | 2017-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |