So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28910. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 28911. | orzn (orzninja) | 54.66 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 28912. | Huttis (huttala) | 54.66 | 94% | 2012-02-15 |
| 28913. | tuan (kiet) | 54.66 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 28914. | CarriePirc (carriepirc) | 54.66 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28915. | emhadzi (emhadzi) | 54.65 | 95% | 2022-08-13 |
| 28916. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 28917. | started training (kani_nayuka) | 54.65 | 94% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28918. | Fawwaz (rifasyafm) | 54.65 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 28919. | J (yoge) | 54.65 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 28920. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 54.65 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 28921. | totallynotabot (smarterthan... | 54.64 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 28922. | Noa (noa2038) | 54.64 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 28923. | Gab (gab12334) | 54.64 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 28924. | la (food123) | 54.64 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 28925. | Onur (darkraider) | 54.64 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 28926. | Pawan (fake_name) | 54.63 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 28927. | August (augusty) | 54.63 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 28928. | saleh bin samid (neo_cygnet1) | 54.63 | 95% | 2023-10-20 |
| 28929. | Rene (polyglot) | 54.63 | 95.3% | 2023-09-02 |
| 28930. | Neki (aprililili23) | 54.63 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 28931. | oswald (oswald) | 54.63 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 28932. | laughter (laughter10) | 54.63 | 94% | 2015-03-16 |
| 28933. | sraken (nomenomen) | 54.63 | 83% | 2016-04-25 |
| 28934. | John (happyguy2000) | 54.62 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 28935. | Indeed (indeed001) | 54.62 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 28936. | Halim (halim_karam) | 54.62 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 28937. | Aneta (annyt) | 54.62 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 28938. | Nun (lackingnight) | 54.61 | 92% | 2019-07-18 |
| 28939. | Dmitriy (drevidchuck) | 54.61 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |