The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3412. | TripleEggCake (jpavel) | 109.24 | 99% | 2014-10-30 |
| 3413. | Jerry (jerbearius) | 109.24 | 93% | 2016-12-18 |
| 3414. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 109.24 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3415. | ewu (ewudog) | 109.24 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 3416. | Chase (yumtwothree) | 109.23 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 3417. | knife (kniferobinson) | 109.23 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3418. | Raoof (raoof) | 109.23 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 3419. | Ryan (fanatacism) | 109.23 | 95% | 2014-11-23 |
| 3420. | voocsgo (voo055) | 109.22 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 3421. | John (jhakala) | 109.22 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 3422. | Lawrence (greedynils) | 109.22 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3423. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 109.21 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 3424. | Neil (shampowerup) | 109.21 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 3425. | (ashish_antil248) | 109.20 | 97.1% | 2023-08-01 |
| 3426. | Reelo (reelobaruk) | 109.20 | 98% | 2012-07-29 |
| 3427. | Osiel Dias (ziel) | 109.20 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 3428. | Manina (vhamster) | 109.19 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3429. | Gina (orac1e) | 109.19 | 97% | 2016-07-03 |
| 3430. | augustus (polonius) | 109.19 | 87% | 2014-06-15 |
| 3431. | joe (thiefraccoon) | 109.18 | 98% | 2015-09-07 |
| 3432. | Juny (hyperionskystorm) | 109.18 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 3433. | Matt (mattlo) | 109.17 | 98% | 2015-03-31 |
| 3434. | George (wiliu) | 109.16 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 3435. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 109.16 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 3436. | josh (josh_) | 109.16 | 96% | 2014-05-17 |
| 3437. | George (georgesummy) | 109.15 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3438. | cole (coldmak) | 109.14 | 97.8% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3439. | Peter (dragpent) | 109.14 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 3440. | tryagainplss (tryagainplss) | 109.14 | 92% | 2012-08-15 |
| 3441. | CherryBlossom (cherryblossom) | 109.14 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |