I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16431. | Lucas (erectile_pisfunction) | 69.73 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 16432. | Lim (ac1ds) | 69.73 | 93% | 2022-03-12 |
| 16433. | Nick (nparenteau) | 69.72 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 16434. | Donovan Bailey (dbyv_96) | 69.72 | 96.7% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16435. | MDB (mdbtypin) | 69.72 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 16436. | Alexey (actually_available_... | 69.72 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 16437. | Kyra (motorcyclekyra) | 69.71 | 96.2% | 2025-02-21 |
| 16438. | theo (theodoro) | 69.71 | 86% | 2017-03-12 |
| 16439. | Dur (baba_ladla) | 69.70 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 16440. | Aaron (biogence) | 69.70 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 16441. | Typer (fastfire) | 69.70 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 16442. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 69.70 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
| 16443. | Harsh (harsh_agrawal) | 69.69 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 16444. | Jenson (carman15) | 69.69 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 16445. | Pedro (holt0102) | 69.69 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 16446. | callie (callielau) | 69.69 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 16447. | pollvariationmovement (poll... | 69.68 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 16448. | Marek (mxrkz) | 69.68 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 16449. | Paarth (pacman2309) | 69.68 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 16450. | Pol (zegionx) | 69.68 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 16451. | AFK (nub_typer_sourav) | 69.68 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 16452. | Jessica (kandikorn96) | 69.68 | 98.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 16453. | Leo (ljrobispado) | 69.67 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 16454. | Washed (qwertyking69) | 69.66 | 98.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 16455. | taylor (daogwhiteboy) | 69.66 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 16456. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16457. | dak (dakn) | 69.66 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16458. | joshua (joshua1313) | 69.66 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 16459. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 69.66 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 16460. | Daniel (dhanick) | 69.66 | 95.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |