See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5975. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 95.29 | 100% | 2022-02-20 |
| 5976. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 95.29 | 96.1% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5977. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 95.28 | 98% | 2024-06-18 |
| 5978. | Brennen (you_arent_my_type) | 95.28 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5979. | πΊπΊπΊ (mattesdev) | 95.28 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 5980. | Kalle (kallexander) | 95.28 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5981. | Tu (anhtu96) | 95.28 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5982. | Jeb Frank (jebfrank) | 95.27 | 95% | 2024-12-05 |
| 5983. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 95.27 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 5984. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 95.26 | 98.1% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5985. | tenga (violxt) | 95.26 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 5986. | James (kimandoxs) | 95.25 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 5987. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 95.25 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5988. | localpenhead (localpenhead) | 95.24 | 97.3% | 2023-12-12 |
| 5989. | sorta (holdiers) | 95.24 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 5990. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5991. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 95.23 | 98% | 2024-06-25 |
| 5992. | Brock (brocky) | 95.23 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5993. | wad (brambojambo) | 95.23 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 5994. | Andres (ashleap) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5995. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 95.23 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 5996. | Robert (robertgrigoryan) | 95.21 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 5997. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.20 | 98.5% | 2023-06-04 |
| 5998. | antonio (antonnioooo) | 95.20 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 5999. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 95.20 | 98.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6000. | boss (jpairat) | 95.20 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 6001. | jsve (jsve) | 95.19 | 99% | 2025-09-01 |
| 6002. | Piplup (piplup_) | 95.18 | 96.4% | 2023-12-26 |
| 6003. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 95.18 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 6004. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 95.17 | 95.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |