So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33738. | Shashwat (shashwat001) | 45.62 | 87% | 2014-02-22 |
| 33739. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 45.62 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 33740. | musaab (musaab) | 45.62 | 92% | 2012-01-25 |
| 33741. | vishnu (visshnu) | 45.61 | 94% | 2022-03-04 |
| 33742. | Aaron (liron2007) | 45.61 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 33743. | toshit (ignacio_001) | 45.61 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 33744. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 45.61 | 90% | 2015-06-28 |
| 33745. | Jon (captainllama) | 45.61 | 94% | 2011-11-03 |
| 33746. | almohannad (almohannad) | 45.61 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 33747. | Heet (heetpatel219) | 45.60 | 92% | 2021-09-23 |
| 33748. | Tony (tonymonster_1) | 45.60 | 93% | 2021-04-24 |
| 33749. | Anton (nanon) | 45.60 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 33750. | tran (tocquoan) | 45.59 | 89% | 2014-04-02 |
| 33751. | Colemak (colemaktyper) | 45.58 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 33752. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 45.58 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 33753. | Porter (porter_chang) | 45.58 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 33754. | polce (polce) | 45.57 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 33755. | Bekah (beku) | 45.57 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 33756. | Azrael (akash_godage) | 45.57 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 33757. | moers (moers) | 45.57 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 33758. | Long (xuanlong) | 45.57 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 33759. | della (della_a) | 45.56 | 85% | 2016-06-11 |
| 33760. | Rose (trubloodluvr) | 45.56 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 33761. | Kenny (00_kentoki_00) | 45.56 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 33762. | Christian (blue3sword) | 45.56 | 88% | 2014-10-21 |
| 33763. | Hsuan-Yi (hyl770706) | 45.56 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 33764. | DIPAK (dipakmohade) | 45.56 | 90% | 2014-10-09 |
| 33765. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 45.55 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 33766. | Timothy (dilexed) | 45.55 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33767. | man (fail101) | 45.55 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |