I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11614. | (dev_rec) | 82.35 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 11615. | Connor (conqueso) | 82.35 | 97.3% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11616. | SilicGK (silicgk) | 82.35 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11617. | bd3p (kredei278) | 82.35 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11618. | Dan (danmarculet) | 82.35 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11619. | Tuk (47839217459812374) | 82.34 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 11620. | Rohan (rsc98) | 82.34 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11621. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11622. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 82.33 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 11623. | Vauge (vague) | 82.33 | 95% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11624. | Cecil (hesitant_hades) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 11625. | chetty (lilchetty_x3) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11626. | Harrowdown (harrowdown) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11627. | Tinky (tinkywinkyy) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11628. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11629. | electricaS (electricascze) | 82.32 | 92% | 2016-03-18 |
| 11630. | Ben (benjib) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 11631. | Eric (airicc) | 82.31 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 11632. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 82.31 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11633. | Maria (mariaotonashi) | 82.31 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 11634. | Joshua (darkleeroy) | 82.31 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 11635. | Alec (adawgmenace) | 82.30 | 98% | 2015-11-22 |
| 11636. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 82.30 | 95.9% | 2024-02-19 |
| 11637. | Talisman (talismanb) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11638. | ROHIT (rohitpawar) | 82.29 | 97.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11639. | asd; (wispx) | 82.29 | 96% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11640. | Arman (yesenarman) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 11641. | Ryan (thief60) | 82.29 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11642. | Jeffah (jeffah) | 82.28 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 11643. | ThePickle (thepickle420) | 82.27 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |