I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9830. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 85.66 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9831. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 85.65 | 96.1% | 2025-04-15 |
| 9832. | Nithin (useless_net) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9833. | Naxocist (naxocist) | 85.65 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9834. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.65 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9835. | Styref (styref) | 85.64 | 95% | 2018-11-08 |
| 9836. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 9837. | Utsav (utsav2) | 85.64 | 91% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9838. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 85.64 | 92% | 2017-05-19 |
| 9839. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 9840. | Burakki (burakki) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 9841. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 85.63 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9842. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9843. | Dolphy (funpremiumpancake) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9844. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9845. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 85.63 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 9846. | j (jj_weeb) | 85.62 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 9847. | Pol (pol1up) | 85.62 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9848. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 85.62 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9849. | Save Gaza! (scisaif) | 85.61 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9850. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 85.61 | 98.7% | 2024-02-29 |
| 9851. | Nat (ngg4) | 85.61 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 9852. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 9853. | dalia (daliafraga) | 85.61 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 9854. | Val (valenre) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 9855. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 85.61 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9856. | muffin (fatmuffin) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 9857. | Volxage (volxage) | 85.60 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9858. | NdzPlz (nathanjr123) | 85.60 | 97.2% | 2025-02-11 |
| 9859. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.60 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |