The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22473. | Pankaj Delhi (rockspk) | 67.88 | 87% | 2016-04-03 |
| 22474. | Cliff (dermeister) | 67.88 | 91% | 2011-06-16 |
| 22475. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 67.88 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 22476. | Joe (jhodgejdh) | 67.87 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| 22477. | Lebo (lebo) | 67.87 | 92% | 2012-03-30 |
| 22478. | Florian (bflorian) | 67.87 | 95% | 2012-08-03 |
| 22479. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 67.87 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 22480. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 67.87 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 22481. | tstats[sneakyturtle333634] ... | 67.86 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 22482. | Marcel (akkerman) | 67.86 | 92% | 2013-07-03 |
| 22483. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.86 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 22484. | Jeudry (jeudry) | 67.86 | 90% | 2014-02-18 |
| 22485. | Davit (dyeghiaz) | 67.86 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| 22486. | mahesh (mahesh9208) | 67.86 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 22487. | Wang (doubleecao) | 67.86 | 95% | 2017-01-07 |
| 22488. | Antony (antochan) | 67.86 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 22489. | hk (hakhak) | 67.85 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 22490. | Sraban (mandy_014) | 67.85 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 22491. | Jose (jmagcalas) | 67.85 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 22492. | keshav (lmao_keke) | 67.85 | 95% | 2022-10-22 |
| 22493. | Catman (catman847) | 67.85 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 22494. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 67.85 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 22495. | Pol (pol1up) | 67.85 | 95.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 22496. | Max (redbandit) | 67.85 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 22497. | lapras (lapras) | 67.85 | 97% | 2015-01-22 |
| 22498. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 67.85 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 22499. | Payton (cott0ncandi) | 67.84 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 22500. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 67.84 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 22501. | no (kahos2) | 67.84 | 88% | 2013-07-09 |
| 22502. | LaBron (labron2310) | 67.84 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |