I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12282. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 80.71 | 96% | 2024-04-22 |
| 12283. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 80.71 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 12284. | Eric (symtomps) | 80.71 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 12285. | Sopapollo (abanico) | 80.70 | 96% | 2025-12-24 |
| 12286. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 80.70 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 12287. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 80.70 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 12288. | jcm (jan500) | 80.70 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12289. | nt (nt_efiens) | 80.69 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 12290. | Justin (go_minji) | 80.69 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 12291. | Cheryl (cherylrox) | 80.69 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 12292. | Always (alwayslast123) | 80.69 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12293. | NoStress (nostress313) | 80.69 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 12294. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 80.69 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 12295. | seffy (iamseffypooh) | 80.69 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12296. | Nam (supergimper) | 80.69 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12297. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 80.69 | 98% | 2017-08-13 |
| 12298. | Matt (pointlesspostulate) | 80.68 | 94% | 2021-09-11 |
| 12299. | chaiyapruek (poonsung) | 80.68 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12300. | Whatever (hunglatahb1) | 80.68 | 94% | 2021-03-21 |
| 12301. | Naor (naorcotev) | 80.68 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 12302. | Al (halowzy) | 80.68 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 12303. | Mikolaj (diamentos) | 80.68 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 12304. | Raef (raefsengupta) | 80.67 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 12305. | alice (alic_e) | 80.67 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| 12306. | Trevor (megatrevornant) | 80.67 | 95.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 12307. | Alex (cotno) | 80.67 | 96% | 2024-10-18 |
| 12308. | Naboo (succexy) | 80.67 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 12309. | Leen (leengh) | 80.67 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12310. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 80.67 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12311. | ret (retiarius) | 80.67 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |