The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11043. | Greg (xpec824) | 98.46 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 11044. | aoki (ice273) | 98.46 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 11045. | PedoVan (gracexleah) | 98.45 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 11046. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 98.45 | 99% | 2015-02-13 |
| 11047. | wayne (nonlimit) | 98.45 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 11048. | Emma (tennisobsession) | 98.44 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 11049. | Zo (zotorious) | 98.43 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 11050. | arch (archdemonwolf8) | 98.43 | 96% | 2013-03-16 |
| 11051. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 98.42 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 11052. | da (causenetsofv) | 98.42 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11053. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 98.42 | 98% | 2011-09-25 |
| 11054. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 98.41 | 98% | 2016-12-15 |
| 11055. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 98.41 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11056. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 98.41 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11057. | Kang (kwang2009) | 98.41 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 11058. | IMatchYou (matchyou) | 98.41 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 11059. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 98.40 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11060. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 98.40 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
| 11061. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 98.40 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11062. | Alexander (motivate) | 98.40 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 11063. | Andy (andyok) | 98.40 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11064. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11065. | Max (maxifer) | 98.38 | 98% | 2013-12-12 |
| 11066. | Nav (navincitron) | 98.38 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 11067. | Chelsea (chelsea0099) | 98.38 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 11068. | Dan (gunpowdergolem) | 98.38 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 11069. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 98.38 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 11070. | Bleep (nastynessie) | 98.38 | 97% | 2013-10-10 |
| 11071. | Temi (temi) | 98.38 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 11072. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 98.37 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |