The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19645. | Imran (imrankane2005) | 83.34 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 19646. | Benito (mezuko) | 83.33 | 93% | 2012-11-13 |
| 19647. | Dazzling (dazzling) | 83.33 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 19648. | Daniel (danielt) | 83.33 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 19649. | tomatoboat (earocho) | 83.32 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 19650. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 83.32 | 90% | 2017-03-27 |
| 19651. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 83.32 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 19652. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 83.32 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 19653. | iarezen (iarezen) | 83.32 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 19654. | Brian (beitel) | 83.32 | 93% | 2013-01-16 |
| 19655. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 83.31 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 19656. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 83.31 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 19657. | Nick (nick_ai) | 83.31 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 19658. | Drei (dreilacadin) | 83.31 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 19659. | ARlF (oxal) | 83.31 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 19660. | Aravind (aravind) | 83.31 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 19661. | Erin (erinbrgss) | 83.30 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 19662. | Eric (queeric) | 83.30 | 96% | 2016-09-29 |
| 19663. | jun (jun0sck) | 83.30 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 19664. | Sam (pnk99) | 83.30 | 94% | 2014-02-23 |
| 19665. | denys (denys147) | 83.30 | 95% | 2011-10-17 |
| 19666. | Ivan (agrus) | 83.30 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 19667. | cvesmarony (cvesmarony) | 83.29 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 19668. | jared (sadtom) | 83.29 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 19669. | Yatin (yatin01) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 19670. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 83.29 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 19671. | matt (mgreaney820) | 83.29 | 95% | 2014-05-11 |
| 19672. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 83.28 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 19673. | saizenG (saizen) | 83.28 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 19674. | Phil (philadendron) | 83.28 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |