I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15248. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 74.37 | 93% | 2016-08-10 |
| 15249. | Max (maexxx) | 74.36 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 15250. | Alex (tec9rushb) | 74.36 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 15251. | Rohit (m5ar123) | 74.36 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 15252. | Clinton (brosevic) | 74.36 | 93% | 2017-04-12 |
| 15253. | Bastien_race28 (bastien_rac... | 74.35 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 15254. | Danica (7158dandan) | 74.35 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 15255. | swingman (worntire) | 74.35 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15256. | Lucas (_pokerecord_) | 74.35 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 15257. | Spavid (dadkos34) | 74.35 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 15258. | GamerBoyShiva (gamerboyshiva) | 74.35 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 15259. | Antoine (antoine92) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 15260. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 74.35 | 94% | 2015-12-13 |
| 15261. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 74.35 | 93% | 2017-04-12 |
| 15262. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 74.35 | 90% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15263. | Matt (digisax) | 74.35 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 15264. | Adam (nihis) | 74.34 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15265. | Chee (stupidsmalleevee) | 74.34 | 96% | 2024-08-13 |
| 15266. | Tyler Hatch (themanofthesea) | 74.34 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 15267. | Xian-Ming (xmkhoo20) | 74.34 | 98.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 15268. | damon (damonliv) | 74.34 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 15269. | Zip X (pnasters) | 74.34 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 15270. | yj (yjsnpi) | 74.34 | 82% | 2015-11-08 |
| 15271. | Nicky (nicky027) | 74.34 | 92% | 2016-05-21 |
| 15272. | Laama (laamasweg) | 74.34 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 15273. | AwesomeMe (grandmasterabc) | 74.33 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 15274. | David (spurgeon) | 74.33 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 15275. | Timothy (thekoreanbanana) | 74.32 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 15276. | Kise (rujaroon) | 74.32 | 95.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 15277. | Daniel (wontonwon) | 74.32 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |