And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16750. | caydran (caydran) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 16751. | Ashkan (ashkan) | 84.61 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 16752. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 84.61 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 16753. | j (luxlunae) | 84.60 | 96% | 2014-10-09 |
| 16754. | jim (pstengyawa) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 16755. | Zezzel (zezzel) | 84.60 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 16756. | Mark (mark_j) | 84.60 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 16757. | Bảo An (hoangbaoan1901) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16758. | angelo (patuasic) | 84.59 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 16759. | Jj (issajacob) | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16760. | GBT (r_tog) | 84.58 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 16761. | hwingu (hwingu) | 84.58 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 16762. | Catman817 (catman817) | 84.58 | 96.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16763. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 84.58 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16764. | Alorence (alorence) | 84.58 | 89% | 2014-10-22 |
| 16765. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 84.58 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16766. | Matt (mattypoo22) | 84.57 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16767. | MiazMe (pmax) | 84.57 | 100% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16768. | asdf (peechzz) | 84.57 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 16769. | Chung (chung223) | 84.57 | 97% | 2011-06-15 |
| 16770. | Tudor (tudorr) | 84.56 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 16771. | Happe (happe) | 84.56 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 16772. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 16773. | david (dcrosby2718) | 84.56 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 16774. | Fixided (fixided) | 84.56 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| 16775. | Alejandro (howshouldiknow) | 84.56 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 16776. | bob (nerd) | 84.56 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 16777. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 84.56 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 16778. | 🐌 (adas291) | 84.56 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 16779. | Ian (llamasquad) | 84.55 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |