Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5148. | (anthspeed) | 52.11 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5149. | Wisetiaputra (wisetiaputra) | 52.11 | 92% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5150. | (bleakryte) | 52.08 | 94% | 2018-07-05 |
| 5151. | (qace) | 52.08 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5152. | (michaelyang) | 52.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 5153. | (jesterdaicha) | 52.06 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 5154. | (joev55) | 52.06 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 5155. | (whiteninja713) | 52.05 | 92% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5156. | (kissmark) | 52.05 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5157. | (navalta) | 52.03 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 5158. | TILAK (thakursahab) | 52.03 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5159. | (jamesarmor) | 52.03 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 5160. | (zencron) | 52.01 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
| 5161. | (eviljoe) | 52.00 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5162. | (mohamedafify) | 51.99 | 93% | 2020-02-29 |
| 5163. | (jaspier) | 51.99 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5164. | Paul (pm29) | 51.96 | 93% | 2020-07-28 |
| 5165. | (sukythedog) | 51.94 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5166. | (alexrqs) | 51.94 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5167. | Arsh (piratexx) | 51.93 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5168. | (legendary_chinchillas) | 51.92 | 97% | 2018-06-11 |
| 5169. | (re4gd) | 51.90 | 92% | 2018-11-16 |
| 5170. | (mfro) | 51.89 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 5171. | (bayurespati) | 51.86 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 5172. | (traoremathew) | 51.86 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 5173. | (donwel) | 51.86 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5174. | (kokosarnik) | 51.85 | 94% | 2018-05-19 |
| 5175. | (gagamaster) | 51.84 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 5176. | (heckndarn) | 51.83 | 94% | 2020-10-21 |
| 5177. | (dantinyk) | 51.83 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |