The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37008. | Bryce (pennydog13) | 56.10 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 37009. | Max (maxweber27) | 56.10 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 37010. | roadto70wpm (tryingtohavefu... | 56.10 | 94% | 2023-05-23 |
| 37011. | Eric (sturnzoh) | 56.10 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 37012. | Kris (xfwk) | 56.10 | 91% | 2014-02-24 |
| 37013. | Keshav (keshavisdabeast) | 56.10 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 37014. | Ankit (ankit99) | 56.10 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 37015. | Jack (goriiaz) | 56.10 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 37016. | tkytssznozwiihhy (kabutoboy) | 56.10 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 37017. | UenX (uenx) | 56.09 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 37018. | Michael (mickay) | 56.09 | 91% | 2014-03-14 |
| 37019. | Mitch (mr_spazo) | 56.08 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 37020. | Tom (skifasteatass) | 56.08 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 37021. | Matthew (mattawesome) | 56.08 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 37022. | cj (vinkk) | 56.08 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 37023. | Ben (benchang0424) | 56.08 | 95% | 2018-11-27 |
| 37024. | i'm horrible at colemak (vo... | 56.07 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
| 37025. | Rahil (prplplay) | 56.07 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 37026. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 56.07 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 37027. | Jeremy (julliac) | 56.07 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 37028. | Nathan (nathanator64) | 56.07 | 95% | 2019-12-04 |
| 37029. | Duncan (plxtakemehome) | 56.07 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 37030. | Dzar (dzardzikri) | 56.07 | 95% | 2012-11-24 |
| 37031. | Will (wtee87) | 56.07 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 37032. | David (davidmanjarrez) | 56.07 | 91% | 2016-02-17 |
| 37033. | Noah (holyrhombi) | 56.06 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 37034. | Abucay (medleypond) | 56.06 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 37035. | Hades (hades01) | 56.06 | 93% | 2021-02-07 |
| 37036. | mrjavaman (mrjavaman) | 56.06 | 97% | 2016-12-12 |
| 37037. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 56.06 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |