So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21015. | (brandontvan) | 66.20 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 21016. | (venkatttwenty) | 66.20 | 93% | 2022-11-09 |
| 21017. | (msynk) | 66.20 | 95% | 2015-10-13 |
| 21018. | ClassicJoe980 (classicjoe980) | 66.20 | 95.8% | 2023-09-02 |
| 21019. | Dan (typefffast) | 66.20 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 21020. | (tofelohi) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 21021. | (markstone_141) | 66.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 21022. | (christopher) | 66.20 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 21023. | (davis3298) | 66.19 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 21024. | (derto12) | 66.19 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 21025. | (cream777) | 66.19 | 96.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 21026. | (callumdavidscott) | 66.19 | 96% | 2021-02-13 |
| 21027. | (wernerstucky) | 66.19 | 94% | 2015-05-22 |
| 21028. | (tolk) | 66.19 | 95% | 2011-06-23 |
| 21029. | (herbstsomer) | 66.19 | 93% | 2013-10-19 |
| 21030. | (hebejebe) | 66.19 | 92% | 2013-06-27 |
| 21031. | (fr0stbites) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 21032. | (condogiv) | 66.18 | 96% | 2023-08-18 |
| 21033. | PlusJ (plusj) | 66.18 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 21034. | (chrisdotq) | 66.18 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 21035. | (nbafan) | 66.18 | 98% | 2011-09-03 |
| 21036. | (cakraputra) | 66.18 | 97% | 2016-06-13 |
| 21037. | Alex (alexs22) | 66.18 | 95% | 2017-11-06 |
| 21038. | (zacr) | 66.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 21039. | (m_m_behnasr) | 66.17 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 21040. | (ms_12) | 66.17 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 21041. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 66.17 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 21042. | (booxrcool) | 66.17 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 21043. | (justsean) | 66.17 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 21044. | (murker) | 66.17 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |