I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1205. | youcef (babaammiyoucef) | 129.33 | 99.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 1206. | rubberdomer (rubberdomer) | 129.33 | 99.3% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1207. | Rado (radoko) | 129.31 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 1208. | abacon233 (abacon233) | 129.31 | 99% | 2024-09-07 |
| 1209. | Harold (harold33) | 129.30 | 98.1% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1210. | Phil (miss_you_reck) | 129.30 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 1211. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 129.28 | 98.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 1212. | ^_^ (xoxx) | 129.28 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1213. | Richard (blueark88) | 129.28 | 97% | 2017-01-19 |
| 1214. | Abeer (tmninja) | 129.27 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 1215. | Dan (bstacks100) | 129.27 | 100% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1216. | William (williamusa) | 129.25 | 100% | 2020-02-10 |
| 1217. | Petar (pendula) | 129.20 | 98% | 2017-02-15 |
| 1218. | Tien (thetientran) | 129.18 | 99% | 2023-01-03 |
| 1219. | Scott (adiversion) | 129.17 | 97% | 2025-09-15 |
| 1220. | λ (yambda) | 129.14 | 99.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1221. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 129.13 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1222. | n_te (n_te) | 129.10 | 99% | 2025-04-30 |
| 1223. | Joe (loltyler4) | 129.09 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 1224. | Kevin (accelcloud) | 129.08 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1225. | Qi (whathaha3) | 129.07 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 1226. | teacake (azurescens) | 129.05 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1227. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 129.04 | 99% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1228. | Kevin (kevintli) | 129.01 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1229. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 128.98 | 99% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1230. | sawyer (tdsg) | 128.98 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 1231. | (zest) | 128.97 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1232. | Ivan (bbqhehe) | 128.97 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 1233. | faith (flatypus) | 128.89 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 1234. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 128.87 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |