So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21897. | Manuel (blackhell) | 64.13 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
21898. | booootyhole (coooooooch) | 64.13 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
21899. | Hung (letanhung) | 64.13 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
21900. | amy (wyaoh) | 64.13 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
21901. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 64.13 | 91% | 2012-02-18 |
21902. | Darik (daniel_de_darik) | 64.13 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
21903. | Carrie (caripel) | 64.13 | — | 2010-04-08 |
21904. | Adam (adames4) | 64.12 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
21905. | Ben (men_biller) | 64.12 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
21906. | ismail (deadlives) | 64.12 | — | 2010-04-13 |
21907. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
21908. | Amritesh (xenon3099) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
21909. | dzinski.ru (dzinski) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
21910. | Roland (branr3) | 64.11 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
21911. | Goethe (kiwon) | 64.11 | — | 2010-09-26 |
21912. | Lee (asdf755) | 64.11 | 98% | 2017-01-13 |
21913. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.10 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
21914. | Plordpai (plordpai) | 64.10 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
21915. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 64.10 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
21916. | Simon (rumlepreben) | 64.10 | 89% | 2012-11-01 |
21917. | Tareq (t4req) | 64.10 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
21918. | Spencer (mk999) | 64.10 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
21919. | Muhammad (as7771) | 64.10 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
21920. | Ard (typmeester) | 64.09 | 95% | 2015-09-13 |
21921. | A.B.G (ahmed_burham_pro) | 64.09 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
21922. | kimera (kimera) | 64.09 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
21923. | Ben (corton1) | 64.08 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
21924. | Eetu (1emk) | 64.08 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
21925. | Naulitus (naulitus) | 64.08 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
21926. | Mahbob (mahboob_alavi) | 64.08 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |