And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33025. | Christopher (chris_1) | 57.32 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 33026. | Alisha (alie2123) | 57.32 | 88% | 2016-05-17 |
| 33027. | duebdab (ultraduebdab) | 57.32 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 33028. | David (jdwalston) | 57.31 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 33029. | nash (nash_) | 57.31 | 94% | 2018-09-28 |
| 33030. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 57.31 | 95.1% | 2023-06-24 |
| 33031. | Miran (miranny) | 57.31 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 33032. | Dan (dbster) | 57.30 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 33033. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.30 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 33034. | Ivo (ruberiot) | 57.30 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 33035. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 57.30 | 94% | 2012-05-19 |
| 33036. | super (mansuper) | 57.30 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 33037. | Tom (shmink) | 57.29 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 33038. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 33039. | Lon (lonfgt) | 57.29 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 33040. | Tomatenkopf5 (tomatenkopf5) | 57.29 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 33041. | Guardprimo (guardprimo) | 57.28 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 33042. | Alex (alexkem) | 57.28 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 33043. | Aidan (ploomper) | 57.28 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 33044. | Cailyn (lynny_ann) | 57.28 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 33045. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 57.28 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 33046. | kamidogu (kamidogu) | 57.28 | 95.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 33047. | Terje (tertop) | 57.28 | 97.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 33048. | Mike (mike1) | 57.28 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 33049. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 57.28 | 94% | 2012-07-20 |
| 33050. | hinotori (hinotori) | 57.27 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 33051. | Ward (wardward) | 57.27 | 87% | 2014-05-15 |
| 33052. | Deepak (deepakgupta) | 57.27 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
| 33053. | Jona (ravioli_cheesecake12) | 57.26 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 33054. | Damon (diamondlp) | 57.26 | 95% | 2012-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |