Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34217. | M (leeyoungae0) | 44.35 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 34218. | (howeyzeh) | 44.35 | 89% | 2013-04-29 |
| 34219. | (ghostshark) | 44.35 | 94% | 2020-05-11 |
| 34220. | (richsauce) | 44.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34221. | (akshat1234) | 44.35 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 34222. | (elysha) | 44.35 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 34223. | (wynds) | 44.35 | 95% | 2023-07-15 |
| 34224. | Dan (dtel) | 44.35 | 89% | 2017-01-18 |
| 34225. | (2468) | 44.34 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 34226. | And (anitadmhrn) | 44.34 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 34227. | Razor (edwino) | 44.34 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 34228. | (mowerman91) | 44.34 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 34229. | (foamcacti) | 44.34 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 34230. | (syny) | 44.34 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 34231. | (_main_) | 44.34 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 34232. | (blonded14) | 44.34 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 34233. | (n1nj4) | 44.33 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| 34234. | (plexigras) | 44.33 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 34235. | (regineventura) | 44.33 | 96% | 2013-06-15 |
| 34236. | Ehsan (ehsantux) | 44.33 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 34237. | (helokiti80) | 44.33 | 94% | 2015-07-17 |
| 34238. | asdf (blackbirdsigloo) | 44.33 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 34239. | (marioeid) | 44.33 | 94% | 2018-02-07 |
| 34240. | (daphne1) | 44.32 | 95% | 2012-01-18 |
| 34241. | (smog) | 44.32 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 34242. | (evilearlol) | 44.32 | 85% | 2013-09-19 |
| 34243. | (user_mani) | 44.32 | 93% | 2022-12-31 |
| 34244. | (fidel_alberto_ramos) | 44.31 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 34245. | (kundu_hu_bete) | 44.31 | 95.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 34246. | (shajanvm) | 44.31 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |