The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12444. | (graves1425) | 84.10 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12445. | (rophuine) | 84.10 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 12446. | (lshanunearkheel) | 84.10 | 95% | 2013-08-27 |
| 12447. | (geomgaegphoenix) | 84.10 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12448. | (tinkureddy) | 84.09 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 12449. | (lokl0) | 84.09 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 12450. | (tdsar102094) | 84.08 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 12451. | (infernova_122) | 84.08 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 12452. | (intangible_pri) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12453. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 84.08 | 97.3% | 2023-09-14 |
| 12454. | (shaker_faker) | 84.08 | 97.8% | 2023-09-04 |
| 12455. | (qpalzm123) | 84.08 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12456. | (chrisco97) | 84.08 | 98% | 2013-07-04 |
| 12457. | (panda22) | 84.08 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 12458. | (haley.tanis@gmail.com) | 84.08 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 12459. | (utrolig) | 84.07 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 12460. | (nix_) | 84.06 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 12461. | (z336) | 84.06 | 95% | 2016-09-07 |
| 12462. | (reggg) | 84.06 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 12463. | (rikesh) | 84.06 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12464. | Sarah (pleb) | 84.06 | 97% | 2015-02-09 |
| 12465. | (crazyfingers) | 84.06 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 12466. | (kevn0n) | 84.05 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 12467. | (abhishek2175) | 84.05 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 12468. | (mr_mint) | 84.05 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 12469. | (loogtf2) | 84.05 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 12470. | prgobet (prgobet) | 84.05 | 94% | 2013-06-10 |
| 12471. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 84.04 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 12472. | (angelah) | 84.04 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
| 12473. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 84.04 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |