So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27543. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
| 27544. | Vinh (conansss) | 56.66 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 27545. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 56.66 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 27546. | jclb (jclb) | 56.65 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27547. | nitin (nitin989) | 56.65 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 27548. | Builder (builderftw) | 56.65 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
| 27549. | zerone (iamzerone) | 56.65 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 27550. | denoots (denoots) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27551. | Glasuren (glausren) | 56.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 27552. | David (david_zhang) | 56.64 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 27553. | saumil (saumilsdk) | 56.64 | 94% | 2014-04-22 |
| 27554. | cryptids (cryptids) | 56.64 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 27555. | Jyggalg (heershingenmosiken) | 56.63 | 94.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 27556. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 56.63 | 96% | 2022-03-27 |
| 27557. | Arlene (katz1971) | 56.63 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 27558. | harsh (hrshrj) | 56.63 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
| 27559. | Felix (felixman_922) | 56.62 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 27560. | cd7ca2bb (pleazy) | 56.62 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 27561. | An (xwanted) | 56.62 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 27562. | Diane (puggi) | 56.62 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 27563. | John Carl (kaekko) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 27564. | vliv (hyte) | 56.61 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 27565. | Erfan (erfanmirzapour) | 56.61 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 27566. | Celestrom (celestrom) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 27567. | duodeath (typedeth) | 56.60 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 27568. | tstats[quolen] (quolen) | 56.60 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27569. | kevo (lakvn) | 56.60 | 96% | 2015-11-15 |
| 27570. | bolifayfay (bolifayfay) | 56.60 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 27571. | BigMac (paraboss) | 56.59 | 95% | 2023-08-24 |
| 27572. | Derek (kroni) | 56.59 | 95.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |