So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24604. | JD_FPS (jd_fps) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 24605. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 61.42 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 24606. | Heaven (costantine) | 61.42 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 24607. | Nam (hainam) | 61.42 | 99% | 2013-12-02 |
| 24608. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 61.42 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
| 24609. | Venkata Kailash (kailash_vi... | 61.41 | 94% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24610. | Shrutik (shrutik_1623) | 61.41 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24611. | Olórin (rynxu) | 61.41 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24612. | A (ajp10304) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 24613. | Sandra (keeneysandra) | 61.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 24614. | Chocolate (justinljames) | 61.41 | 94% | 2012-02-13 |
| 24615. | John (johndo3) | 61.41 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 24616. | Rod (rod13824) | 61.41 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 24617. | Alex (alexk8) | 61.41 | 90% | 2013-02-15 |
| 24618. | Addison (sugarveggies) | 61.40 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 24619. | Blue (zorqec) | 61.40 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 24620. | Skye (playmaker_) | 61.39 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 24621. | Ronan (hk4sixteen) | 61.39 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 24622. | Brandon (zombieapocalypse) | 61.39 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 24623. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 61.39 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
| 24624. | Mustafa (mathmaster176) | 61.39 | 90% | 2015-11-21 |
| 24625. | Praveen (praveenkcs28) | 61.39 | 94% | 2013-10-30 |
| 24626. | Piyush (pius_88) | 61.39 | 95% | 2012-06-21 |
| 24627. | Maria (lanfear33) | 61.39 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 24628. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 61.38 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 24629. | TobidicusDaWise (tobidicusd... | 61.38 | 95.9% | 2023-06-05 |
| 24630. | Ashu (asaral) | 61.38 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 24631. | Maneeb (maneebdin) | 61.38 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 24632. | Veronika (zeuvera) | 61.38 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 24633. | kikilu (kikilu) | 61.38 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |