The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11785. | ihateracism123 (ihateracism... | 85.66 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11786. | Mark (markieisfast) | 85.66 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11787. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 85.66 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 11788. | Vincent (hyperwind) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-01-16 |
| 11789. | H (hajpoj) | 85.66 | 96% | 2013-12-17 |
| 11790. | Pulse (pulsechase) | 85.66 | 96% | 2013-07-07 |
| 11791. | Jesse (jessepws) | 85.65 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 11792. | Heathe (hwhl) | 85.65 | 91% | 2014-12-29 |
| 11793. | Vladislav Ostrovsky (atmsphrx) | 85.65 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11794. | Workman (dagl200) | 85.65 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11795. | Mixhond (mixhond) | 85.65 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11796. | nicole (teeka949) | 85.65 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 11797. | tstats[jimmy125] (jimmy125) | 85.65 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 11798. | Steve (hollasch) | 85.64 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 11799. | Linn (runner_of_the_sun) | 85.64 | 98% | 2012-12-09 |
| 11800. | Will (wkwon93) | 85.64 | 92% | 2017-05-25 |
| 11801. | deon (deontan) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11802. | Rena (renanav) | 85.63 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 11803. | Icicle (icicle25) | 85.63 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 11804. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11805. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 85.63 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11806. | Paul (pwall149) | 85.63 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 11807. | PlayGround (playground) | 85.63 | 98% | 2011-08-23 |
| 11808. | Nio (nio21) | 85.63 | 98% | 2013-07-27 |
| 11809. | Horst (feanor) | 85.63 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11810. | en (en_revol) | 85.63 | 95% | 2013-09-20 |
| 11811. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 85.62 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 11812. | Henrik (henriku) | 85.62 | 93% | 2015-03-12 |
| 11813. | guest (aileennotleeny) | 85.62 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11814. | Abi (slygambit) | 85.62 | 93% | 2015-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |