The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22739. | UReal (chc39615) | 67.68 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 22740. | ice (iceicepudding) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 22741. | vblob (vblob) | 67.67 | 95% | 2020-07-07 |
| 22742. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
| 22743. | Tim (ts00834811) | 67.67 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 22744. | Krills (krillz) | 67.67 | 89% | 2012-11-06 |
| 22745. | star (starbaby142) | 67.67 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 22746. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 67.67 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| 22747. | Ry (rds516) | 67.66 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 22748. | Mitchell (calpicoav) | 67.66 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 22749. | Michael (mkelnei) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 22750. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 67.66 | 96% | 2012-01-15 |
| 22751. | Marco (marcopon) | 67.66 | 92% | 2012-12-26 |
| 22752. | Payas (payas) | 67.66 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 22753. | jenooi (jenooi) | 67.66 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 22754. | akash (akash30) | 67.66 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 22755. | hot__ (hot0336) | 67.65 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 22756. | nova (novaaa0502) | 67.65 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 22757. | jo (nint) | 67.65 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22758. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 67.65 | 95% | 2012-03-23 |
| 22759. | Miista (miista) | 67.65 | 92% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22760. | Bhushan (nicknamechunmun) | 67.65 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 22761. | pham (plav) | 67.65 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 22762. | Guest (abinaya1801@gmail.com) | 67.65 | 94% | 2014-06-23 |
| 22763. | NecroixXL (necroixxl) | 67.64 | 97.4% | 2023-10-19 |
| 22764. | Oliver (linearboy) | 67.64 | 94% | 2022-10-24 |
| 22765. | ashton (shtonlum) | 67.64 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 22766. | scuba (scuba2x) | 67.64 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 22767. | watch code geass (josiahh_) | 67.64 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22768. | Ilya (rotator73) | 67.64 | 98% | 2014-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |