And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35976. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 51.56 | 97% | 2014-12-18 |
| 35977. | zenith (zen_hell) | 51.55 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 35978. | Kourosh (ez_claps_bois) | 51.54 | 91% | 2021-03-17 |
| 35979. | Vojta (asrvojta) | 51.54 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 35980. | valeriu (valeriu) | 51.54 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 35981. | Taz (mr_taz71) | 51.54 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 35982. | wegoagane (ohnono) | 51.53 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 35983. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 51.52 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 35984. | Angelo (dullabcd2) | 51.52 | 95% | 2022-08-12 |
| 35985. | Dimitri (jimbotronic) | 51.52 | 95% | 2017-11-01 |
| 35986. | Peter John (alluvium) | 51.52 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 35987. | Elaina (erenton80) | 51.52 | 92% | 2014-11-12 |
| 35988. | Jersey (zico) | 51.52 | 93% | 2011-12-10 |
| 35989. | Nicholas (ballermayne) | 51.51 | 90% | 2012-12-10 |
| 35990. | Big Mac (mak60) | 51.51 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 35991. | aurum (aurum1337) | 51.51 | 92.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 35992. | humm (humm) | 51.50 | 94% | 2011-08-18 |
| 35993. | bp (inbammess) | 51.50 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 35994. | ToxicFingers (toxicfingers) | 51.50 | 92% | 2023-03-19 |
| 35995. | Jerrell (platyunyu) | 51.50 | 90% | 2016-01-07 |
| 35996. | Leandro (ldr0__) | 51.50 | 94% | 2023-09-06 |
| 35997. | Lavio (blackup) | 51.50 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 35998. | Krisada (icy_snowydoggy) | 51.49 | 93% | 2022-07-13 |
| 35999. | Kassidy (kassidy_b) | 51.49 | 94.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 36000. | Emily (ekim024) | 51.49 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 36001. | Mohit (s7rgglr) | 51.48 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 36002. | Louisa (psychicgal) | 51.48 | 99% | 2011-07-22 |
| 36003. | Fernando (fernando4) | 51.48 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 36004. | fiorano (ferruccio) | 51.48 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 36005. | Art (art_izan) | 51.48 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |