I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22508. | Shviraj (shivrajwabale) | 56.60 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 22509. | Gloon (jksthing) | 56.59 | 95.8% | 2025-02-17 |
| 22510. | Monica (pikaninja) | 56.59 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 22511. | Mohammed (kondara) | 56.59 | 94% | 2021-05-04 |
| 22512. | Đinh Xuân Khương (khuon... | 56.59 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 22513. | R'lyeh (watermelon06) | 56.58 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 22514. | Marwan (utilemerotr) | 56.58 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 22515. | afq984 (afq984) | 56.58 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 22516. | mg (mg500) | 56.58 | 85% | 2017-05-16 |
| 22517. | Aidan (b8its) | 56.57 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22518. | Nitro (nitropoops) | 56.56 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 22519. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 56.56 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 22520. | ur (llama1108) | 56.56 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22521. | Rian (__kat__) | 56.55 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 22522. | Matthew (matty_daddy) | 56.55 | 92% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22523. | Sergey (steelassasin) | 56.55 | 95% | 2017-07-24 |
| 22524. | Shader (shader_zxa) | 56.54 | 95% | 2024-05-20 |
| 22525. | Shayan (zackroos) | 56.54 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22526. | JustAnotherPerson (plankcip... | 56.54 | 95.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 22527. | besher (besher) | 56.54 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 22528. | Halftimenerd1 (halftimenerd1) | 56.52 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 22529. | Rahul (rahul2376) | 56.52 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 22530. | Heini (heini433) | 56.52 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 22531. | sk (beast_mode7) | 56.52 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 22532. | lance (lughnss) | 56.51 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 22533. | Robert (481422) | 56.51 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 22534. | Typing Goat (abcd76) | 56.51 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 22535. | MAYANK (kartosbrotherinlaw) | 56.50 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 22536. | Beasttstats[masterlow] (mas... | 56.50 | 94.4% | 2023-05-22 |
| 22537. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 56.50 | 93% | 2021-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |