So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35278. | Prakush (praksm) | 40.62 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 35279. | kin (kinhinyero) | 40.60 | 94% | 2022-03-17 |
| 35280. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 40.59 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 35281. | abdoo (criosphinx) | 40.58 | 83% | 2011-06-24 |
| 35282. | tyler (viper) | 40.58 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 35283. | redo (redodo) | 40.58 | 97% | 2011-11-01 |
| 35284. | Adam (skynet) | 40.57 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 35285. | Gabriel (qixx) | 40.56 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
| 35286. | Skylar (masterh724) | 40.56 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 35287. | dadacin (dadacin) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-12-05 |
| 35288. | Joshua (joshuamax) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-07-13 |
| 35289. | Borys (jehuda) | 40.54 | 80% | 2014-09-02 |
| 35290. | Eri (ell1ezk) | 40.53 | 94% | 2019-08-19 |
| 35291. | James (wormal) | 40.53 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 35292. | Felipe (dudemanfelipe) | 40.53 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 35293. | capital (cdelhi) | 40.53 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 35294. | Baer (thehungarybaer) | 40.52 | 92% | 2016-02-20 |
| 35295. | Dusty_Nuts (dusty_nuts) | 40.52 | 93% | 2022-04-23 |
| 35296. | Gwen (planetzero) | 40.52 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 35297. | JM (markywawan) | 40.51 | 93% | 2020-11-29 |
| 35298. | 8-) (zeuz) | 40.50 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 35299. | Charlie (shihehe73) | 40.49 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 35300. | Shubham (bam_shaw) | 40.49 | 88% | 2015-12-23 |
| 35301. | TImur (kurokaw3a) | 40.48 | 93% | 2023-03-11 |
| 35302. | Lonmanbeast (lonmanbeast) | 40.48 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 35303. | be (ti_ti) | 40.48 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 35304. | Hemanta (hemantakumar) | 40.47 | 93% | 2023-04-08 |
| 35305. | Nagendra (nagendra.ge@gmail... | 40.47 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 35306. | Raja (nivotko) | 40.46 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 35307. | 1ffu (1ffu) | 40.45 | 93% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |