Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3149. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 73.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3150. | Eric (envyhope) | 73.85 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3151. | Gordon (99m9) | 73.85 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3152. | Hessi (hessijames) | 73.84 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3153. | MK (mattkent2121) | 73.83 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3154. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 73.82 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3155. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 73.82 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 3156. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 73.81 | 93% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3157. | (abcivashritt) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 3158. | John (connect_123) | 73.80 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 3159. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 73.80 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3160. | Andrei (avmi) | 73.78 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 3161. | mong (el_tecla) | 73.76 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 3162. | TOP (man_stop) | 73.76 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3163. | you touch my (xdidox) | 73.73 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 3164. | tonk (tonki) | 73.72 | 95% | 2018-12-25 |
| 3165. | Michael (planetz) | 73.70 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 3166. | Stas (tracersm) | 73.70 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 3167. | ezekiel (sakondeze) | 73.69 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3168. | Nathan (nchiem25) | 73.67 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 3169. | Emily (official_emily) | 73.67 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3170. | Adnan (adnan11) | 73.66 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 3171. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 73.65 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3172. | Jake (jjakej) | 73.64 | 94% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3173. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 73.64 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3174. | Gener Ian (gener) | 73.64 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3175. | Primordion (primordion) | 73.63 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3176. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 73.62 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3177. | a (xysios) | 73.62 | 96% | 2018-07-23 |
| 3178. | (mymymy141) | 73.62 | 99% | 2018-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |