See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4960. | Christ (carophixao) | 98.18 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 4961. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 98.18 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 4962. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.18 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 4963. | A (kkmonlee) | 98.18 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 4964. | Baruk (baruk) | 98.18 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4965. | akim (realakimnas) | 98.17 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 4966. | 01 (0011111) | 98.17 | 97.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 4967. | numdegased (numdegased) | 98.17 | 97.7% | 2023-07-14 |
| 4968. | Drey (ellendren) | 98.17 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 4969. | Shilag (shilag) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4970. | sunny (sunnychiang) | 98.15 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4971. | sleepo (sleepotimer) | 98.15 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4972. | sretsaM (sretsam) | 98.15 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 4973. | gubbagooba (gubbagooba) | 98.15 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4974. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 98.14 | 97.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 4975. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 98.14 | 100% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4976. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 98.13 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 4977. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 98.13 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 4978. | RoomTempIQ (roomtemperatueiq) | 98.11 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 4979. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 98.11 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 4980. | こお (koo_ty) | 98.10 | 96.8% | 2023-06-03 |
| 4981. | Jack (whatsawaffle) | 98.10 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 4982. | Josh (auto111032) | 98.10 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4983. | calcusaver.net (calcusaver) | 98.09 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 4984. | Zach (skoopy) | 98.08 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4985. | akim (thaakimnas) | 98.07 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 4986. | geass (curryasian) | 98.07 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4987. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 4988. | Payu (payu_w) | 98.06 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 4989. | Stefan🐇 (stefanman125) | 98.06 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |