As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15547. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 71.23 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
15548. | 傻 (zzzson) | 71.23 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
15549. | heythere (ym123) | 71.23 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
15550. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 71.23 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
15551. | lovro (lovros) | 71.22 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
15552. | Kent (weebkent) | 71.22 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
15553. | Javon (instagram_danieley4) | 71.22 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
15554. | Matthijs (matthijs_) | 71.22 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
15555. | Jeremy (mises) | 71.22 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
15556. | PogChamp (siktaukboi) | 71.21 | 91% | 2016-01-24 |
15557. | Jainosauruz (jai_919) | 71.21 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
15558. | Kyle (polishhero) | 71.21 | 85% | 2015-12-24 |
15559. | Rickard (ospf) | 71.21 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
15560. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 71.20 | 96.7% | 2023-10-04 |
15561. | fanatic (rijulbidhan) | 71.20 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
15562. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 71.20 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
15563. | Katherine (incur) | 71.19 | 94% | 2017-01-07 |
15564. | predrag (pkmfs) | 71.19 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
15565. | Ian (ianlang123) | 71.19 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
15566. | John (loki83jcg) | 71.19 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
15567. | eryoma (eryoma) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
15568. | tofuegy (tofuegy) | 71.18 | 93% | 2024-06-03 |
15569. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
15570. | Kristian (jivkovk) | 71.18 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
15571. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 71.18 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
15572. | KitKat (stardust_collision) | 71.17 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
15573. | DingDongDingy (dingdongdingy) | 71.17 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
15574. | sz4bo (sz4bo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
15575. | Keo (mightkeo) | 71.17 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
15576. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 71.17 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |