I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25804. | Speeder (speeder99) | 45.45 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 25805. | Ian (newnameguy) | 45.44 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 25806. | Le (lenam12345) | 45.44 | 94% | 2021-12-02 |
| 25807. | vipariano (vipariano) | 45.43 | 93% | 2021-07-18 |
| 25808. | Vibhav (vibhav_1262) | 45.43 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 25809. | Alex (ayelexx) | 45.43 | 94.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 25810. | Joel (joelhanson) | 45.43 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 25811. | Josh (poop_type_repeat) | 45.43 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
| 25812. | Sup_Z (sup_z) | 45.42 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 25813. | Kaitlyn (kaitlyn22) | 45.42 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 25814. | Shailesh (thejallad) | 45.41 | 93% | 2019-01-12 |
| 25815. | Aang_Guns (aang_guns) | 45.40 | 91% | 2017-02-19 |
| 25816. | tehbad tiepist (tehbadtiepest) | 45.39 | 92% | 2018-11-20 |
| 25817. | sarath (sarathrajan) | 45.39 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 25818. | Erick (erick6922) | 45.39 | 90% | 2017-03-15 |
| 25819. | Anand (anantushka) | 45.38 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 25820. | Bland (blandbland) | 45.37 | 98.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 25821. | qodize (qodize) | 45.37 | 97.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 25822. | pkgoss (pkgoss) | 45.37 | 93% | 2021-03-18 |
| 25823. | Neyda Penaflor (neydapenaflor) | 45.36 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 25824. | Lisa (l154h) | 45.35 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 25825. | Rodosama (makabeli) | 45.35 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 25826. | Vince Chen (vince0302) | 45.35 | 96% | 2023-09-24 |
| 25827. | Ivan (karavaiev) | 45.34 | 93% | 2022-01-29 |
| 25828. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 45.33 | 92% | 2017-03-02 |
| 25829. | duc (dduc_k) | 45.33 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 25830. | Tady (concernednecron) | 45.33 | 92% | 2021-11-15 |
| 25831. | Mayth (melvinmelgar) | 45.33 | 92% | 2022-11-11 |
| 25832. | Milind (milind2003) | 45.32 | 92% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25833. | Keith (yung_hep) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |