The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1142. | arijan (arijan) | 124.88 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 1143. | (snoopywoopy5) | 124.88 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 1144. | Per (derevon) | 124.87 | 98% | 2012-08-12 |
| 1145. | ᓚᘏᗢ (richivinsky) | 124.86 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 1146. | Nathan (hauntagon) | 124.86 | 97% | 2014-10-02 |
| 1147. | Phoenix (phoenixflare500) | 124.85 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 1148. | (steevywonder) | 124.84 | 99% | 2012-10-25 |
| 1149. | (ksoch) | 124.83 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 1150. | (josephong) | 124.83 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| 1151. | (rbur70x7) | 124.81 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 1152. | (eziraq) | 124.79 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 1153. | (aphox) | 124.78 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 1154. | (_champ_) | 124.76 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 1155. | (hawkyra) | 124.74 | 97.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1156. | (Quitting is for losers) (_... | 124.73 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 1157. | (chocolatina) | 124.73 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 1158. | (zest) | 124.72 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 1159. | Paul (pkanas) | 124.72 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 1160. | (jamesmcf) | 124.72 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1161. | (scarlet_static) | 124.71 | 99% | 2012-04-23 |
| 1162. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 124.70 | 96% | 2014-04-25 |
| 1163. | (altrocality) | 124.70 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 1164. | ihateonyou (ihateonyou) | 124.67 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 1165. | (hlbentz) | 124.64 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1166. | (rogeratbao) | 124.63 | 99% | 2016-01-14 |
| 1167. | (shaynut) | 124.61 | 99% | 2013-07-13 |
| 1168. | (gravity_pope) | 124.61 | 97% | 2016-12-03 |
| 1169. | Hilda (hildamd) | 124.58 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1170. | (ctrlaltj) | 124.58 | 97% | 2016-09-02 |
| 1171. | (willmtx) | 124.57 | 99% | 2014-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |