And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1041. | J-J ✈ the jet plane (jjadup) | 136.28 | 98% | 2012-08-15 |
| 1042. | (mj970325) | 136.28 | 96% | 2014-05-27 |
| 1043. | Evelyn (evelynbryn) | 136.26 | 99% | 2016-03-04 |
| 1044. | (elementro) | 136.26 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 1045. | (gokewho) | 136.23 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 1046. | (no_lifer) | 136.23 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 1047. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 136.17 | 100% | 2022-01-06 |
| 1048. | (donutrk) | 136.13 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 1049. | (rootbeeraward) | 136.12 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 1050. | (inviolable1) | 136.12 | 97% | 2015-01-05 |
| 1051. | (´・ω・｀) (gahama) | 136.11 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 1052. | (intheoryno) | 136.10 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1053. | (mithril_knight) | 136.08 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 1054. | old account (geometricv) | 136.07 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1055. | JohnPhilip (jinrakka) | 136.05 | 98% | 2012-01-27 |
| 1056. | (olisway) | 136.04 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1057. | Paul (pkanas) | 136.02 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 1058. | (shardfall) | 136.01 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 1059. | (wizwozwaz1) | 136.00 | 99% | 2022-09-29 |
| 1060. | (atorpy) | 136.00 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 1061. | weiner weiner chicken dinne... | 136.00 | 97% | 2011-12-24 |
| 1062. | (kenixx) | 136.00 | 98% | 2017-12-04 |
| 1063. | (mysticalfire1315) | 135.99 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 1064. | (kpham123) | 135.99 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 1065. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 135.98 | 99% | 2022-09-12 |
| 1066. | (zest) | 135.98 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 1067. | (mk234) | 135.97 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 1068. | (zhambie) | 135.97 | 98% | 2012-01-09 |
| 1069. | (imfastafbooiii) | 135.96 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 1070. | (clement001) | 135.96 | 98% | 2017-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |